DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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Showing posts with label Equation Series. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Equation Series. Show all posts
Aug 19, 2010
Jun 13, 2010
Equation @ Series 7
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
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Apr 28, 2010
Equation @ Series 6
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do;
BUT
Married men are a lot more willing to die.
Apr 11, 2010
Equation @ Series 5
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man,
you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
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Mar 31, 2010
Equation @ Series 4
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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Mar 24, 2010
Equation @ Series 3
SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need
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Mar 15, 2010
Equation @ Series 2
Mar 13, 2010
Equation @ Series 1
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
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